Khushi k Liye Gum kurban,
Hasi k Liye AAnsoo kurban,
Pyar,k Liye Dil kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!
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Aankho me "SHARAFAT"
Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI". |
Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!! |
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI. |
Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,
Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,
YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kia karenge |
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Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me tum ho.
Sach hi suna tha. buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota... |
Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Srdr: Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai. |
PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1. Take one grape
2. Take it in ur hand
3. Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4. Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.. |
Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karta, uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone, na bajegi tone!! |
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum, jane kab maang lo udhar.
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